Watched Old Dogs- Not going to review it. It was horrible. I am ashamed of every single actor and actress who was apart of it. Seth Green, Robin Williams, and John Travolta are dead to me. Sure I laughed., but it was out of sheer horror.Oh and Dax Shepard- what the hell man?
However, I did get the idea of what I would be if I was a super hero. So, first off- Let's say I became a super hero.
Name: Bee Sting
Powers:None
Weapons: Bow and Arrows -- Hand to Hand Combat
Story: Running one day, Britney accidentally stumbled upon a drug smuggling operation. When noticed, she ran. Pursued, she tried to lose herself in the woods. Trying to hide, she fell, hitting her head. Britney was found dehydrated and delusional by a recluse. Taken back to his village, it was found the young woman had amnesia. Adopted into their fold, Britney slowly regained her memory as well as a new found talent for archery. However, when the drug operation found the village and burned it to the ground, Britney knew she had to give up hiding. Returning to the city, Britney adopted the name Bee Sting and haunted the back alleyways of the city, keeping crime in its place.
Arch Foe: Mr. Rizley- Drug Lord
But then, I decided- let's go bigger....
Name: Sky Falls
Powers: Flight
Weapons: Feria- Flaming Sword
Story: One early morning, everyday regular girl around town Britney found herself in a fog. As she strode forward, trying to find her way, she encountered a young man with wings and a sword. The man addressed her as The Lady and presented her with the sword, claiming it was her destiny. Upon her touch, the sword flared into flames, wings erupted from her back and ankles and her mousy brown hair glowed white before changing to a deep blue. She was the chosen carrier of Feria, the Flaming Sword of the Gods which had been passed down from each respective empire to another. Feria had been called to the Land of the Free as the ancient evils of greed, power, and violence were winning control of the nation. Teemed the hand of Lady Justice herself, America embraced Sky Falls as its hero even as it turned to the very evils she strove to protect it from.
Arch Foe: Gara Jinn- Ancient Power of Evil
Oh yea, you'd buy them. Don't deny it. They may or may not get their very own short stories in a couple of days...who do you want to hear more about? Bee Sting or Sky Falls?
And yea, my costumes are skimpy. It's for air circulation.
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