The Proposal- Act 3
Nicholas Smith has shared a link:
Local Boy Genius Sells Software Oxen Meadows to Apple
Nicholas Smith of Washington D.C. has reportedly sold his entire software company to Apple which hopes to use the software to revolutionize computer programming once more. The twenty four year old entrepreneur is currently working on creating his own brand of electronics and was featured in Money Magazine in Top Twenty Five Under Twenty Five…
Alexander Collins has created an event.
Town Hall Meeting with Senator Alexander Collins
Tuesday, June 14 at 5:00pm at Meriwether Auditorium, Washington DC
Come meet Senator Collins and find out why Collins’ is Lawin’!
Nicholas Smith does not think tuxedos are comfortable…
Victoria Collins is attending the Association to Aid Starving Actresses Buffet Fund Raiser.
Association to Aid Starving Actresses Buffet Fund Raiser
Saturday June 4 at 1:30pm at Brinkley House, Washington D.C.
Come out and help us raise awareness for the starving actresses across our country! Casual Dress!
Nicholas Smith has checked in at The Collin’s House
Alexander Collins likes Garfield.
Nicholas Smith can’t do this…
Alexander Collins
Hopes everyone is having a wonderful Saturday morning! Perfect June day here in Washington D.C!
Nicholas Smith
Going to do it!
Nicholas Smith
CAN”T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexander Collins
Wonders who didn’t invite him to the neighborhood costume party?
Nicholas Smith
Can’t decide between a water bed or a temperpedic, is itchy, and can’t feel his toes. Lupus?
2 people like this.
Alexander Collins
Is wondering the politest way to say no to a crazy person?
Victoria Collins has shared a link:
Dramatic Reading Ends in Riot
“Support the Fucking Arts!” was the battle cry of a loyal band of artists that rioted during the black box production of I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.
Nicholas Smith
Is in love. (which feels a lot like a panic attack)
Victoria Collins
Hopes to see everyone at the buffet today!
Nicholas Smith and Alexander Collins are now friends.
Nicholas Smith
Wants to put a ring on it.
Alexander Collins likes Oxen Meadows Sold to Apple for $10 Million
Alexander Collins
Is going to be a father-in-law!
Victoria Collins
Does not have time for this bullshit.
Alexander Collins has created an event:
Nicholas Smith and Victoria Collins Engagement Party
Saturday June 24 at 7:30pm at Jerome’s, Washington D.C.
Guess who’s engaged!
Victoria Collins “Have you been tanning?” on Nicholas Smith’s photo.
Nicholas Smith”No…” on his photo.
Victoria Collins “Hair plugs?” on Nicholas Smith’s photo.
Nicholas Smith”No!” on his photo.
Victoria has changed her Quotations. “Collins is Lawin- Family Motto’”
Nicholas Smith has changed his Quotations. “Collins is Ballin’- Aunt Valerie”
Victoria Collins Remember Collins is Lawin’ this November!
Nicholas Smith:
Collins is Ballin’!
Victoria Collins: IS NOT
Nicholas Smith: IS TOO
Victoria Collins: IS NOT
Nicholas Smith likes Senator Alexander Collins
Victoria Collins
Does anyone know any good slander lawyers?
Nicholas Smith
People should know the difference between libel and slander.
Victoria Collins
Does social media networking counts as libel or slander.
Nicholas Smith libel.
Victoria Collins slander
Nicholas Smith Is not
Victoria Collins is too
Nicholas Smith is not
Victoria Collins isn’t!
Nicholas Smith: IS!
Nicholas Smith has edited his Quotations.
Victoria Collins likes this.
Nicholas Smith > Victoria Collins
You can have the stupid slogan
Victoria Collins You can’t give me something I already own the rights to!
Nicholas Smith
Believes he was just called a liar…
Victoria Collins: If the giant mismatched shoe fits!
Nicholas Smith
Does not like cheap Gucci knockoffs or the administrative assistants who wear them.
Victoria Collins
Does not like four eyed mouth breathers
Alexander Collins
Morning plan of working on my swing is not working the way I want it too….
Nicholas Smith
Senator Alexander Collin’s Intellectual Property Theft
It is with heavy regret that I inform the country that Senator Alexander Collins of Washington D.C’s famous slogan of Collins’ is Lawin’ was in fact stolen from a campaign worker…
Alexander Collins
No comment for slanderous remarks.
Nicholas Smith: LIBEL
Alexander Collins shared a link:
Local Boy Genius or Inbred Madman: A Look at Nicholas Smith
Disturbing evidence has been brought forward in regard to the youngest self made millionaire as questions have risen on his family history and the tangled possibly incestuous ancestry which begs the question: Genius or Insanity?
Nicholas Smith shared a link:
Local City Council Member Stephen Collins Loses Position in Motel Scandal (1964)
Found in the Buckingham Palace Inn, City Council Member Stephen Collins was arrested Monday morning. The council member was with three prostitutes and was found with several grams of illegal substances. Lawmakers have released Collins on bail but his trail has yet to be determined.
Alexander Collins shared a link:
Whistleblower Larry Smith Sells Film Rights (1984)
Last year, Larry Smith became famous in the Washington metro area for blowing the whistle on several fraud schemes running down Flicker National Bank. Many called his actions self serving. Now, Larry Smith has entered into talks with a local film company to sell his story.
Nicholas Smith > Alexander Collins:
Your wife was a hunchback!
Nicholas Smith
Why is there is a flamingo here????????????????
Victoria Collins
Has an insane man loose in her home.
Nicholas Smith
Is trapped! TRAPPED! TRAPPEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Nicholas Smith
Is having a stroke.
Nicholas Smith has checked in at Facedown on the Sidewalk.
Victoria Collins
How do I get a restraining order on pizza faced fleas??
Alexander Collins
Wants you to help raise campaign funds!
Victoria Collins
Cannot believe we are still stuck in the fifties. Who still asks a father’s permission before proposing???
Alexander Collins shared a link
Local Boy Genius Nicholas Smith a Multi Millionaire
News that Nicholas Smith recently sold his software company to Oxen Meadows has now been confirmed. The local twenty four year sold his company to Apple for $10 Million and is now the youngest self made multi millionaire in the United States.
Victoria Collins has changed her profile picture.
Alexander Collins wants to know if Gitmo is still open.
Victoria Collins has edited Looking For.
Nicholas Smith has checked in at the Collins Home.
Victoria Collins poked Nicholas Smith
Nicholas Smith
Can’t feel his tail bone.
Victoria Collins poked Nicholas Smith.
Nicholas Smith
May have melanoma.
Victoria Collins changed her profile picture.
Nicholas Smith added 2009 Dodge Viper to his Interests.
Victoria Collins added 2009 Corvette Convertible to her Interests.
Nicholas Smith
Thinks a Viper is worth the price!
Victoria Collins
Can’t believe anyone actually buys Vipers…..
Nicholas Smith shared a link:
Viper Zips Ahead of Competition
With its beautiful interior and fast look, the Viper is the new must have car of 2009!
Victoria Collins shared a link:
Corvette Out Drives, Out Lasts, and Out Shines Viper
Sure the Viper is the new kid on the block but with a small interior, dated design, and rushed production, the Corvette has never been sitting prettier.
Nicholas Smith
Thinks Corvette’s are outdated.
Victoria Collins: Are not!
Nicholas Smith: Is too!
Victoria Collins: Is not!
Nicholas Smith: Is too!
Victoria Collins: Is not!
Nicholas Smith: Stop it!
Victoria Collins: You stop it!
Nicholas Smith: I said to stop first!
Victoria Collins: Nuh-uh!
Nicholas Smith: UH HUH!
Victoria Collins: Nuh-uh!
Nicholas Smith: UH HUH!
Victoria Collins: Nuh-uh!
Nicholas Smith
Can’t feel his molars!
Victoria Collins
Knows what a real car is!
Nicholas Smith: Because you spent most of your senior year in the back of one!
Victoria Collins: At least I know how to use a stick!
Nicholas Smith: I BET YOU DO!
Victoria Collins: DANDRUFF EATER
Nicholas Smith: HAG!
Alexander Collins
Loves his Corvette!
Nicholas Smith
Hates communists!
Alexander Collins
Down with socialists!
Nicholas Smith
Old men shouldn't stand in the way of progress!
Alexander Collins
Can’t believe the attitude of youngsters these days.
Nicholas Smith
“Can’t believe the attitude of youngsters these days”
Alexander Collins
Doesn’t believe social media should be used to mock people.
Nicholas Smith
“Doesn’t believe social media should be used to mock people”
Victoria Collins
Can’t believe how stupid men are!
Nicholas Smith can’t breathe!
Victoria Collins
Why aren’t women ruling the world yet???
Nicholas Smith
Is dying.
Alexander Collins
Young people should learn their place.
Victoria Collins
Hates parochial shop boys.
Nicholas Smith has gone offline.
Victoria Collins > Nicholas Smith
Nick?
Alexander Collins
Can’t stand left leaning, ant sucking peanut licking aardvark excuses of men these days! GROW A PAIR!
Victoria Collins has sent a message to Nicholas Smith:
NICK??????
Alexander Collins
Thinks we should send everyone under the age of 45 to boot camp to learn their place in life!
Victoria Collins
Just killed someone! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!
Alexander Collins
Can’t stand free thinking hippies!
Victoria Collins > Alexander Collins:
WE KILLED NICK!
Alexander Collins WE DID NO SUCH THING!
Alexander Collins has sent a message to Victoria Collins:
HIDE THE BODY!
Victoria Collins > Nicholas Smith’s
I’m didn’t mean any of it. I’m so sorry!!
Alexander Collins poked Nicholas Smith.
Nicholas Smith
Is this Heaven?
Alexander Collins
I’m proud to announce my daughter, Victoria Collins, is officially enaged to Nicholas Smith.
Victoria Collins: I am?
Nicholas Smith She is?
Alexander Collins YES!
Nicholas Smith and Victoria Collins are engaged.
Alexander Collins likes this.
Victoria Collins > Nicholas Smith
Well, at least you can admit the Corvette is the better car now
Nicholas Smith > Victoria Collins
Is not.
Victoria Collins > Nicholas Smith
Is too!
Nicholas Smith > Victoria Collins
Is not.
Victoria Collins > Nicholas Smith
Is too!
Nicholas Smith > Victoria Collins
Is not.
Victoria Collins > Nicholas Smith
Is too!
Alexander Collins
Can a priest perform a marriage and last rites at the same time?
Nicholas Smith > Victoria Collins
Is not.
Victoria Collins > Nicholas Smith
Is too!
Nicholas Smith > Victoria Collins
Is not.
Victoria Collins > Nicholas Smith
Is too!
Nicholas Smith is it’s complicated.
Victoria Collins is single.
Nicholas Smith > Victoria Collins
Is not.
Victoria Collins > Nicholas Smith
Is too!
Nicholas Smith > Victoria Collins
Is not.
Victoria Collins > Nicholas Smith
Is too!
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